The police department decides to put all their weirdos and freaks in one precinct. Among the cops there is a guy who likes to dress up like Elvis so they call him King, Mel, a sexy woman who use to be a man, and Alphabet, a policeman from India who's extremely naive and dumb. They are led by a slightly inept Captain. And they have to deal with the brass who would like to throw off the force and the Sheriff's department's Lt. Hobbs who doesn't like them because they seem to get the big busts and because the women like Price Pascal, one of them, over him.